Virginia needs uncertain leadership!
That's why we need Congressman Glenn Nye to represent us.
We're different. We're liberal, we're conservative, we're rich, we're poor, we're straight, we're gay. That's why Glenn Nye should represent us. Because he can be anything to anyone.
Are you straight? So is Glenn Nye.
Are you gay? Look at how attractive he is. And unmarried. :wink:
Are you liberal? Glenn Nye was elected to Congress on a progressive platform supporting clean energy and comprehensive health care reform.
Are you a conservative? Glenn Nye stood up in Congress against Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, and Harry Reid to oppose their "progressive" (AKA SOCIALIST!) agenda of clean energy and comprehensive health care reform.
Are you rich? Glenn Nye wants your money. As a member of Congress, Glenn took hundreds of thousands of dollars from big corporations and wealthy fat cats just like you.
Are you poor? Glenn Nye wants your vote. Because in a democracy every vote counts and he needs a majority to win. And he'll do anything to get it! Let us know how Glenn Nye can best pander to you.
Welcome to Draft Glenn Nye. Because we need Glenn Nye to be the next Democrat* to represent Virginia** in the United States Senate***.
*Draft Glenn Nye reserves the right to instead run Glenn Nye as a Republican, Green, Libertarian, Mugwump, Whig, Federalist, Populist, or any other political party with a ballot line in the election.
**Draft Glenn Nye reserves the right to instead run Glenn Nye in Arizona, North Dakota, Nebraska, Massachusetts, or any other state where he has a chance of winning.
***Draft Glenn Nye reserves the right to instead run Glenn Nye for Governor of Virginia in 2013, President of the United States in 2012, 2016, or any other future election, Vice President in the same, or any office that he is eligible to run for.
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